Prison Food Anyone?

The great thing about freezers is that they freeze things.  And without them, we wouldn't have things like eggo's or ice cream or pancakes on a stick.  But, unlike pancakes on a stick, not all food from a freezer is good.  See exhibit A:

Exhibit A

Who's responsible for this?  A well known company which disperses a wide variety of steaks, seafood and gourmet side dishes.  The food is packed on dry ice and shipped around the country.  The reason why this ended up at my door step is not important.  What is important is this: If this ever shows up at your doorstep, run for your life. 
It was bad.  It was bad in a way I won't ever be able to forget.  I felt a violent emotional reaction to this fish the moment I took a bite.  The people responsible for this fish should be taken to Guantanamo and waterboarded.  They should be forced to rename it "Self-sabotage by way of fish."  The feeling I had in that one bite was like a scene in a movie where some hapless victim is trapped in a cruel plot that the audience is aware of but the hapless victim isn't aware of when somebody, who's supposed to be part of the plot, whispers in the hapless victim's ear, "This is all a set-up.  Get out while you still can."  In other words people, don't eat fish that comes to your doorstep.  Go to the store.